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Time for the Beave to Join the Stones

I used to watch “Leave it to Beaver” all the time when I was a kid.  They were reruns then, but I still loved the show.  It’s crazy to see how old they are now.  Especially The Beave.  It makes me feel a little older myself.

The good news is that they they are almost at the right age to go on tour with the Rolling Stones. Who do you think would win if Eddie Haskell challenged Mic Jagger in a foot race?

My daughter watched a few minutes of “Leave it to Beaver” the other day and said it was lame. Sigh.

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But Wait, There’s More!

Wow. “He’s our promised seed?” It’s like a bad dream.  I miss “Uncle Jesse” from the previous video.  His groovy jive would have been awesome during the rippin’ guitar solo in this video.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IwuPbT_tbE

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Combining Dance and Killer Vocals

In addition to our killer new worship band, we also have a heart to combine music with the art of dance.  And we’re not talking about the “traditional” lyrical stuff either.  I’m talking hip-hop.  Sweet moves that groove to the holy rhythms of our praise.

We’ve put together this little trio of some of our most talented singer/dancers.  We are blessed to have Uncle Jesse from Full House to lead the trio.  Watch him “break it down” at about 1:50.  Only someone full of the Holy Ghost could pull off these moves.

We can’t wait to do this show at the next outdoor festival here in town.

1247 days ago 9

New Worship Project at KCC

At KCC, we are always trying to understand the culture in which we live and reach it with the gifts and talents that we have been given.  We have been blessed with a number of talented musicians and singers.  We also have an excellent stage design team that does some amazing things visually from stage design to costuming.

Check out this video of our band from a recent outreach.

Jesus is My Friend


Jesus is My Friend

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Hilarious Olympic Swim Trial

This is really funny.  There are only 3 swimmers and two jump the start buzzer and are disqualified.  That left one guy who barely made the lap by himself.  “The Tortoise and the Hare” comes to mind…

What really made me laugh was the announcers.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woYG6Uq6OVU

[tags]funny, swim, trial, olympics, australia[/tags]

1266 days ago 1
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Pet Peeve #24 – Cats

No, not the play.  Though that may be pet peeve #23.  (Seriously.  If the play “Cats” doesn’t completely weird you out, then something has gone terribly wrong).  I’m talking about real cats.  You know, the ones that spend their first 3 weeks of life on this planet looking cute and adorable, and the next 10 years living as furry endentured servants of Satan.

Now some of you know that I have recently come into the possession of a cat.  Her name is Molly.  We got her free from some rednecks that already had 345 kittens in their little shack and just didn’t have any more room.  I was swindled by my daughters and their mother was in cahoots with them as well.  They promised that the litter box wouldn’t stink, the carpet wouldn’t get ripped to shreds, and the cat would be nice and sweet.  I’m such a stooge.  One bat of their eyelashes and pouty bottom lips and the room started to spin.  Next thing I know another warm body is hopping around my house whining and clawing at me because I’m not giving it enough love, affection, and name-brand food.

Why don’t I like cats?  Let me count the ways.

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Vacation Quotes from the Kids

We are on vacation at Carolina Beach this week.  Not that you would notice since the posting regularity here has been SAD lately…

Here are a couple things my kids have said that I thought were funny this week.

My 2 year old son, Owen, upon seeing the ocean, pointed excitedly at the water and yelled, “Nemo!  NEEEEMMMOOOO!!!! Where’s Nemo?”  Hmm.  I wonder if he’s watched “Finding Nemo” a few too many times.

My 3 year old daughter got her bathing suit on and her hair back in tails.  She says, “Oh!  I HAVE to go look in the mirror.”  She runs to the bathroom and returns announcing, “Ok.  I looked in the mirror, and I … am … BEAUTIFUL.”

Yes, dear, you are.  You’re a little cocky too but we can deal with that later.

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