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Worship Signals Infographic – Tim Hawkins Explains Various Worship Styles

This is hilarious to me.  I like to alternate between “hold my baby” and “Rocky”.  I’ll go to a relaxed “carry the tv” when my arms get tired.

Which position is your default?

Kirk is Climbing a Mountain, American Idol and Other Misperceptions

This is funny.  Like, watch it 8 times and laugh a little too loudly in Starbucks funny.  I watched this several times myself.  Then I started to wonder how William Shatner could ever think this was normal, cool, or interesting when he filmed it.  Certainly, the editing makes it more funny but it’s obvious that the original would have been bazaar on its own.  He’s such an over-actor that ANYTHING he says sounds a little loopy.

The only way that William Shatner could over-act so heavily is if in his own mind he thinks he is actually spot on.  In other words, his perception of what he is doing is completely different from everyone else’s.  He must have been thinking, “I’m really in my acting prime now.  All that Star Trek stuff was just a stepping stone to this ‘Climbing the Mountain” work.”  Well… maybe he wasn’t thinking that exactly, but you get the idea.

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DayQuil Sermons

One of my favorite, and most daunting, responsibilities as a pastor is weekly preaching. I take it pretty seriously as a part of my life’s calling. And most of the time it goes really well. It’s one of the few things that I do that I feel like I’m somewhat good at.

But that’s not to say it ALWAYS goes well. Sometimes I have to take DayQuil because a cold has hit me before it’s too late to call in reinforcements. That’s what happened this past week.

When I started the morning on Sunday I had no idea that the day would eventually end with me inspecting the inside of my toilet at home with the kind of scrutiny that only health inspectors and ecoli should endure.

I got out of bed with a dull headache from the cold I had come down with, but was generally feeling better.

Knowing that I would have to be focused for my message in a few hours, I dropped a couple shots of DayQuil. I should have remembered what this unholy elixir does to my tender brain cells, but still I threw caution to the wind and dropped those shots like a Pepto on Bingo night. Had I read the label, I’m now sure it would have read “DayQuil: Meth Formula — for those mornings when that snuffy head, fever, cough, runny nose, achy, sneezy, sinus disease you have can only be dealt with by an over-the-counter methamphetamine”.

I never lost consciousness, but I do vaguely recall the following events in a kind of dreamy, subconsious, chuck-norris-whispering-in-The-Octagon kind of way:

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The Most Interesting Man in the World

Love these commercials.  I laugh, but deep down I still want to be that guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2SSZA0CjdQ

Real Life Twitter – Hilarious Video

I found this (ironically via @nathanrice on Twitter) and laughed out loud.  Enjoy, and if you’re a Twitter user like me don’t take yourself too seriously…  ;-)

Brian Regan – Dealing with the UPS

Brian Regan is one of my favorite comedians.  This bit is one of his funniest.  Also check out the video clips on going to the emergency room, going to the doctor, and flying.  All are laugh-out-loud funny.

Enjoy!

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The Pastor’s Ass

First, let me say that this is the greatest title to any post ever done on this blog…

I got this as an email from Heather today and it cracked me up.  DISCLAIMER: I am in no way promoting email forwards.  I do not endorse, promote, or encourage forwarding vapid Christianese emails to everyone in your address book.  Doing that is evil.  Stop it.  Do not take this as an invitation to forward me special prayers that will release the blessing of Jabez, angels carrying potpourri, burned toast that looks like Jesus, etc.

NOTE: There is no disclaimer about the use of the words “ass”.  It’s a donkey.  Calm down.

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