The city laws says roaming donkeys are illegal. The spirit of the fallen bishop appears to the nun and demands that the donkey be caught to prevent public disgrace.

The Nun agrees and searches for the donkey. As a last resort, she informs the local authorities about a missing donkey.

The police catch the donkey, but in the time elapsed the donkey had become aggressive.
They track down the nun. They decide to quarantine the donkey, much to her dismay.

The next day the headlines read: “POLICE DECIDE TO GUARD NUN FROM KICKING ASS .”

The Bishop turned in his grave.

If you try to please everyone, you’ll lose your ass.