Ralph Wiggum for President
// January 4th, 2008 // Humor
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A new candidate is coming on the scene, and he’s going to wipe out those Republican phoneys. This one’s a REAL bedwetter, and not just pretending to be one so as to garner the “scared and whiney” vote of the Republican base.
I’d totally vote for him.
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Ralph??!! Are you kidding? He eats his own boogers.
I’d vote for Otto before I’d vote for Ralph.
This is especially great with the title to Heather’s post right below it: Ralph Wiggum for president, “He knows what you need.”
BTW – If you’re confused by this post as much as my wife was, click the image (or the HatTip link) for the explanation.
Well if you want a REAL prez then you should forget the lame bedwetter and throw your support to Nelson. Think about it, he’d nuke the Iranians and then go “HAH ha!” Yeah, Nelson.