http://www.bencotten.net/2007/05/29/relax/ living life with eyes wide open Sat, 13 Mar 2010 02:21:49 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc hourly 1 http://www.bencotten.net/2007/05/29/relax/comment-page-1/#comment-349 Rebecca L. Wed, 30 May 2007 07:26:29 +0000 http://www.bencotten.net/2007/05/29/relax/#comment-349 So I'm staying overnight in the hospital w/mom & I can't sleep with all the "Hey, I still have a blood pressure" beeps, the wall clock that loudly mocks my insomnia second by second by second, and the poor dimentia-ridden fella next door whose bed alarm goes off every 5 minutes notifying the nurses that he's making yet another unsuccessful atempt to blow this joint. So what do I do? Flip open the laptop and roam around the net aimlessly noticing all the ridiculous sites I just don't pay enough attention to... Lo and behold yours was one of them. Should've known better than to think I could read you flippin' blog w/out laughing out loud. In my attempt to hold it down, I was making all these very unfeminine snorting noises in my cupped hand. Mom stirred and asked if I was crying. I was like, "Ya pretty much. Remind me to let you read something tomorrow." So I’m staying overnight in the hospital w/mom & I can’t sleep with all the “Hey, I still have a blood pressure” beeps, the wall clock that loudly mocks my insomnia second by second by second, and the poor dimentia-ridden fella next door whose bed alarm goes off every 5 minutes notifying the nurses that he’s making yet another unsuccessful atempt to blow this joint. So what do I do? Flip open the laptop and roam around the net aimlessly noticing all the ridiculous sites I just don’t pay enough attention to… Lo and behold yours was one of them. Should’ve known better than to think I could read you flippin’ blog w/out laughing out loud. In my attempt to hold it down, I was making all these very unfeminine snorting noises in my cupped hand. Mom stirred and asked if I was crying. I was like, “Ya pretty much. Remind me to let you read something tomorrow.”

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