Celebrity Worship Gone Too Far?

| Posted by Ben Cotten on Dec 16, 2006 • (Comments)

Anybody want to know what’s up Paris Hilton’s nose? Anybody? No takers? Well, apparently it’s a question on a lot of people’s minds. This picture is all over the place. I personally saw it featured twice tonight on tv. The speculation is amazing…
it's either cocain or itsnot... Is Paris Hilton snorting cocaine? What’s that in her nose? Is it a reflection? Does she have a cold? Is she smuggling diamonds? What IS that in her nose? Her publicist actually got calls (and Entertainment Tonight admitted to calling to “verify the facts”).

Pop culture has reached an all time low. We are on the bottom side of the bottom. We’re slumming for celebrity gossip so desperately that there are interns right now being paid to call Paris Hilton’s publicist to ask, “Yes, I’m calling from the office of People Magazine. Could you verify for us exactly what is up Paris’ nose at this time?” I imagine tomorrow we will see Giraldo Rivera doing a live unearthing of the mysteries of Paris’ sinuses complete with medical doctors and 3D graphics.

‘Cmon people. I feel dirty even having that picture on my blog at all.

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